THE DELAY
Every hour spent forming the commission is an hour the work does not get. The agenda item "efficiency" has been continued to the next meeting since meetings learned how to continue themselves.
ETHEREUM · SYMBOL COGE
$COGE
Commission
CommissionOnGovernmentEfficiency just found out that the longest process in city government is forming a commission on efficiency.
So the chair skipped the next agenda, put the seal on Ethereum, and named the ticker $COGE. Fewer subcommittees. One swap.
CONTRACT ADDRESS
0x0ef403f174dd27ed8510bcdff97c8afc8f7a635e
OFFICIAL FINDING NO. 001
THE MEETING IS THE DELAY
CommissionOnGovernmentEfficiency just found out that the longest process in city government is forming a commission on efficiency. The discovery took longer than the problem. The minutes are short on purpose.
- Called
- Eventually
- Motion
- Form a commission on efficiency
- Elapsed
- Longer than the work itself
- Ticker
- $COGE
- Chain
- Ethereum
- Adjourned
- Pending the next candle
THE REMEDY
Skip the quorum. The seal already has a chair. $COGE is the shortest item CommissionOnGovernmentEfficiency has ever put on a docket.
THE RULE
If it takes longer than a swap, it is not efficient. If it requires a new commission, it is the joke.
ORDER OF BUSINESS
HOW TO BUY $COGE
Four steps on Ethereum. No public comment period, no second reading, and no motion to table. You pay with ETH and receive $COGE.
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1
OPEN A WALLET
Install MetaMask, Rabby, or another wallet that speaks Ethereum. This is your seat at the hearing. Write the recovery phrase down somewhere city hall cannot file.
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2
FUND WITH ETH
Buy Ethereum and send it to your wallet. ETH is what you swap for $COGE. Keep a little extra ETH in the wallet to pay the network gas.
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3
MATCH THE CA
Press Buy Now. Uniswap opens with ETH as the token you pay with. Connect the wallet and confirm the token you receive is $COGE, and that its contract matches the CA on this page.
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4
SWAP AND CONFIRM
Enter the ETH amount, read the rate and the gas, then confirm in your wallet. When the transaction lands, you hold $COGE. The commission considers this the one process it finished.